A List of Things You Don't Want to Hear During Surgery:
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Has anyone seen my watch? Come back with that! Bad Dog!Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingyWhat do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change!Damn, there go the lights again...Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.What do you mean, he's not insured?
Let's hurry, I don't want to miss "Bay Watch"What do you mean "You want a divorce"
!FIRE! FIRE!
Everyone get out!
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